I am not doing your homework for you. There is a big difference between quizzing you on your spelling words and giving you the answers to your reading questions. By the way, it is not going to be MY fault if you get an ‘F’ because I wouldn’t give you the answer. That’s all on you, baby.

Welcome to responsibility.

Hugs n Kisses,

Your Big Mean Mommy

P.S. The pouty face has not worked since you were 3. I suggest you file that one away and try it again when you’re 20 and trying to get your rich boyfriend to buy you diamonds.

P.S.S. In the future, please refrain from going to the nurse’s office because you think you have chicken pox the next time you get a zit.